Bachelorette, the Penultimate Episode!

Yes, this is a week late, but guess what—I DON'T CARE! Tomorrow night is the "Men Tell All" episode, which is pretty much just an excuse for Chris Harrison to try and be Ryan Seacrest, but as we all know CHRIS HARRISON WILL NEVER BE RYAN SEACREST!! ... Okay, anyway, as a quick recap, here is my Instagram story (with accompanying commentary) from last week's "meet Rachel's family!"/Fantasy Suite episode:

 BRYAN IS NOT A GOOD PERSON. Also, he has these intense fillers that are really obvious when he turns to the side. 

BRYAN IS NOT A GOOD PERSON. Also, he has these intense fillers that are really obvious when he turns to the side. 

 Also, Bryan is a fake doctor (he's a chiropractor). And he was on that UPN show "Player." 

Also, Bryan is a fake doctor (he's a chiropractor). And he was on that UPN show "Player." 

 Rachel's sweet mother. I liked Rachel's sister the best because she also hates Bryan. Love it when mutual hate brings people together!

Rachel's sweet mother. I liked Rachel's sister the best because she also hates Bryan. Love it when mutual hate brings people together!

 Lovely Rachel. 

Lovely Rachel. 

 MR. GQ HIMSELF!!! Go Peter! Go Badgers!

MR. GQ HIMSELF!!! Go Peter! Go Badgers!